BernanaRama
Monday, January 7, 2008
fisherman's friend
Sia lah! i am officially a certified, bona fide, true-blue fisherman, lol, thats in my own opinion lah. but seriously i think i did not bad today considering the great increase in the amount of fish i managed to catch. haha. although some are quite small, but its still fish rite? haha. i even caught some fish to give to other fishermen as live bait to catch even bigger fish. haha and thats how i struck my first conversation with the resident fishermen ah peks at bedok jetty.
anyway fishing is seriously a very good leisure activity. you can learn some technique by watching and talking with the ah peks, it trains your patience, gives you some time away from the bustling city life, it gives you some time in the sun to get a tan and most importantly can bio char bor lah! haha. anyway talking about char bors, i realised one weird thing about the fishes. the taman always bite the bait whenever a char bors walk past sia. all i can say about the tamans, is that they are one bunch of very very "hum sup" (read: buaya, horny, desperate etc) fishes. i bet if you put one FHM magazine on the hook you can catch all the tamans in bedok jetty sia. haha.
anyway after fishing for like 4 or 5 hours i ended my mindless rampage on the poor fishes and headed to wash up and go for lunch. and on my way out of East Coast Park, i saw this familiar guy whom i saw once at bedok jetty and when he saw me, he asked,
"GOT TAMAN TODAY???"
honestly i got abit of a shock, cause i didnt expect him to talk to me. some more he asked in a very casual manner, so i was even more shocked. haha. i dont mind people being casual about asking questions, dont have to be so formal like "Excuse me, sir, sorry for bothering you on this fine afternoon, i just wanted to ask you if there are any tamans today at bedok jetty." but i was shocked by how a simple hobby such as fishing help two people to communicate easily and freely. i guess when there is an obvious common interest, it is easier to bridge the gap between 2 complete strangers.
after answering the man in the same casual manner,
"YAH! GOT A LOT!"
i continued on my way to the hawker centre opposite Temasek Junior College where i was going to have my lunch. and guess what?! i ran into my JC Physics teacher, Mr Chan Cheow Wee! haha. and we had the following conversation.
Bernanaman: Hey Mr. Chan!
Mr. Chan: Hey! blah-blah-blah...
Bernanaman: *moves closer to hear what he saying*
Mr. Chan: blah-blah-blah...
Bernanaman: *moves even closer to hear what he saying*
Mr. Chan: Hey where you going now?
Bernanaman: *finally hears what he was saying* Oh i going to have lunch!
Mr. Chan: Oic, so where are you studying now?
Bernanaman: NUS but i havent go in yet.
Mr. Chan: Oh good! What course are ya taking?
Bernanaman: Mechanical Engineering.
Mr. Chan: Haha good good. All the best!
Bernanaman: Haha thanks! Bye Mr. Chan!
Mr. Chan: Bye bye!
ok the funny part is the beginning of the conversation. haha for people who dont know Mr. Chan Cheow Wee, he is a notoriously fast talker (no offence Mr. Chan, if you are reading this. haha.) and the reason why at the start he is saying blah-blah-blah is cause i couldnt freaking make out what he was trying to say!!! haha. if you were to put bullets in his mouth, he would be a machine gun sia. and will never IA one. haha.
anyway it was really a surprise meeting him and it had been like 2 whole freaking years ever since i stepped anywhere close to my JC. damn i miss those days where you can crack lame and funny jokes with your classmates, eat fishball mee at the hawker centre with frens, drink my favourite longan drink at canteen and most imptly bio char bor in lecture hall. haha. oh yah on a side note, i saw Quan Yi Feng and Zhong Qing! lol.
i think today quite an eventful day sia, very fruitful also. anyway time to end this entry, so i shall leave yall here with a hokkien song recommended by caveboi. haha enjoy and Cheerios!
haha another hokkien video. trust me its damn funny! haha gotta watch it!
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 5:01 PM [comment]
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Wednesday, January 2, 2008
racing in the heartlands
anyway yesterday i was "racing" along west coast highway and it seriously felt damn shiok. but the most shiok part was still when i went up to this extemely long viaduct. stretching from pasir panjang to keppel. and it was really like deserted sia. i saw this car on the viaduct which was quite a distance from me, so doing what every adrenaline-pumping, testosterone-filled, crazy driver would do, i tried to catch up with the other car. so i was basically like just flooring the accelerator like there is no tomorrow. then before i knew it, i was going at
120 km/h on a 70 km/h viaduct!
haha i know thats crazy, haha and i also know most of the time i am one crazy bastard so i just kept up with the 120 km/h speed. in the end i caught up with the car and started pulling away from it. haha at that time i really felt damn orgasmic sia. haha. cause first of all its damn scary to be speeding more than 50km/h over the speed limit cause i can get my license revoked. secondly, its still damn fun to be going so damn fast haha. the feeling is like you are in a cinema watching Ju-On while reading an issue of FHM TOP 100 Girls-Next-Door. haha.
anyway the Need For Speed soon subsided cause i was exiting out from the viaduct very soon after i overtook the car. then as i headed home, i was damn tempted to go for a spin on Mount Faber again so i gave in to the temptation and headed for Mount Faber. but on the way there, i almost had a heart attack cause i saw this traffic police vehicle parked by the side of the road. after doing something against the law, you can imagine how afraid i was. it is like successfully stealing from the cookie jar just before dinner and your mum suddenly walks into the kitchen. you will definitely chua tio. haha.
anyway i quickly got pass the traffic police and apparently there was a small accident so that explains why the traffic police was there. then off i went to
MOUNT AKINA!
lol pai say ah. typo typo, i meant to say Mount Faber. haha. oh yah if yall have the chance, wind down the window and drive, its a very different feeling but in a good way. haha i dont really know how to describe, you just gotta experience it. haha. anyway when i was travelling up Mount Faber, i noticed a few deserted carparks. haha. ok thats out of the point, haha, as i was saying, i was going up Mount Faber and i saw quite a lot of couples sia. there were all sort of couples, got skinny, plump, short, tall, young and old and most importantly got
HOT BABES AND CUTE MEI MEI!
ok ok i am not a voyeur k? haha. anyway half of the time i had the urge to like use my headlight's high beam to flash those people showing PDA (Public Displays of Affection). haha. but after a little contemplation, i decided not to haha cause next time when i have a gf, i hope others wont do that also. haha. but the weird thing is even when i did not use high beam, some couples also look damn shocked when i drove past, the expression on their faces look exactly like those lions on Animal Planet that are caught in the middle of their mating ritual sia. haha.
anyway after the "sightseeing" and "racing", i headed back home, but tonight i am gonna be driving again. haha. time to have some fun and time to end off this entry with another youtube video. enjoy and Cheerios!
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 4:15 PM [comment]
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