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Thursday, August 30, 2007

bowling bowling bowling!!!

Ai seh! today went SAFRA Mount Faber for bowling! haha. wah not so easy to be a spinner sia. see those website say must not move wrist, must maintain dont know what posture etc etc. wah lao i read already also headache then when trying it out today, knn not so easy sia, i only got it right like 4 or 5 times only out of 5 fucking games! haha. sorry about the profanities! but i consider it improvement liao wor cause i still rmb the first time i bowl, i threw the ball backwards towards my frens sia! haha. they were all like scolding KNN! NB! FUCK YOU! WAH KAOZ! some were just rolling on the floor laughing, haha.

oh yah two of my new birds just came back from taiwan and china so they bought some souvenirs for us. one of them bought boxers for us!!! haha taiwan boxers really damn cool sia. he gave me a damn ah beng one. now i wear that one i think i look like tai2 ke4! haha but i love it! i love being beng, i think i have always been an ah beng at heart, haha cause i like ah beng car (subaru wrx), i like ah beng boxers, i like ah beng song, i like techno, i love to listen to people speaking hokkien, i like to drink beer, likes squatting down in an ah beng kind of way (squat like when using squatting toilets, then arms supported by the knee.), likes to bio char bor etc. haha.

but oh well cannot be too beng lahz, wait later no girl like bernanaman then jia lat so can only be ah beng at heart, then must present myself as like a non-ah beng haha. so hypocrite hor? haha.

anyway one of my buddies and i did realise that we NSF do scold a lot of vulgarities, a substantial increase from before we enlisted budden we also realise that we guys all got one switch. our brain like computer then in the MY DOCUMENTS folder got store char bor, got store games, got store vulgarities so when go out with char bor, then we turn on the switch then the VULGARITIES folder gets deleted budden ah when no more char bor around then we go the RECYCLE BIN then we restore VULGARITIES! haha. dont know if other guys got notice or not haha.

AH BENG SONG!

FIERCE DRAGON BOXERS! HAHA

see? i am a totally absolutely tremendously ah beng person at heart hor? haha anyways today is SHIT (Sorry Honey Its Thursday) but oh well tmr is TGIF!!! haha. Cheerios everyone!

BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 6:24 PM [comment]

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Monday, August 27, 2007

no more stitches!!!

Woohoo!!! no more stitches loh!!! just removed my stitches for my wisdom tooth and baby tooth today haha and made a new appointment for the other remaining 2 wisdom tooth. just for everyone's information, the next one would be on the 11th of september(just in case i get mistaken for AWOL haha). anyway i think one of the very few benefits of having an 11b is actually the free medical stuff, cause if you do go and check out the price of plucking wisdom tooth it is around 500 to 600 bucks, which is so darn freaking expensive, so boy am i glad it is free and most fucking importantly, there is 5 days MC!!! Hip Hip Hooray!!! haha. sorry about the vulgarities again!

haiz tonight have to go back camp again. so sian, its like having the feeling of wanting to AWOL cause havent been to camp for so long then now have to go back again. SIAN AH!!! but oh well at least got some consolation, can see my new birds again! haha. i wonder if yall got this feeling before, whether at school or at work, sometimes on a very dull day, the only motivation that seems to get you studying or working or even just waking up and going to school and going to work is your frens and colleagues. when you can meet up with them to talk about everything under the sun and crack jokes (whether dirty jokes, lame jokes or just blonde jokes), eat together, kao pei together, bio2 char1 bor4 together, have fun together etc, it just makes the day seem not that dull anymore.

pai say ah abit emo-bernana again. haha cause listening to this emo song entitled "hey there delilah". anyway my fren DD was cracking a joke about selling backside to earn more money in order to go for DJ lessons. talking about selling backside as a joke is ok but then it set me thinking, would anyone really go sell backside? haha, maybe not for money, maybe for passion (*vomits*), maybe for ORD (stupid), maybe for ROD (smart haha), maybe for fun (epitome of dumbness), maybe for love(for gays), maybe for no reason at all(mentally unstable)? haha. just a strange sidetrack there. anyways i just love beatboxing so much that i went to sell backside (nahz i am just kidding haha).

i had a wonderful dream last night where i was totally beatboxing like a pro, how i wish i could do that and really impress people (particularly girls haha). so now that i have removed my stitches i can finally resume my practice for beatboxing! haha. sometimes, it really sets me thinking how come i have such weird dreams. haha. oh well, thats a story for another day! just wanna show yall some good beatboxing videos, so just sit back, relax and enjoy the show! Cheerios! :)

BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 4:39 PM [comment]

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Sunday, August 26, 2007

fart man of the year -----> bernanaman

Whazzup! haha. wah today was really a really bad day as in like uber super fuking bad day. sorry about the profanities again, haha anyways the day started with the AHM 12 km run but before that was waking up at 5:30 am and you know what was worst than that?! being woken up at 5:30 am while you are having a dream about having a delicious buffet! omg i was like going to dig into my colossus serving of Kobe beef (you know the beef from those cows that gets massages, drinks beer and listens to classical music) then i was woken up by my father's familiar voice, saying

"OI BERNANA WAKE UP LAH, 5:30 AM ALREADY!"

i almost replied

"OI KNN DON'T DISTURB LIM PEH EAT KOBE BEEF"

but obviously i didnt cause he is after all papa bernana so oh well my Kobe beef went up in smoke, so brush teeth, changed clothes, went to 7-11 to get bread to eat, headed down to floating platform. then we started to run at around 7am. once again tons of army guys were there so it was a tremendous ba4 diao2 festival again. then when we all saw some chio bus in the band at the starting point, the ba4 diao2 festival escalated to a full blown taiwan sausage festival then at the national stadium where cheerleaders with miniskirts were cheering us on. the taiwan sausage festival just went up a notch to german sausage festival which had totally no signs of stopping any time soon.

anyway side tracking abit, if any of your frens smell like damn smelly fart gas along the 12km route from fort road all the way to nicoll highway it most probably was due to holy sincerely bernanaman. haha i was letting gas all the way in continuous yet consistent spurts, haha dont ask me why, but may be due to the 7-11 bread. haha. people behind me must have gone thru this transition ('_') ---> (0_0) ---> (X_X). lol anyway after the run ended, i just went home, bathe and retired to the sweet comforts of my cozy bed.

so last but not least ending off this with something that will leave you thinking, "hmm maybe this is much cheaper and more effective than the bikini wax i have been planning for." one advice though, "DONT TRY THIS, SERIOUSLY DONT, I AM FUKING SERIOUS! DONT DONT DONT, AM I GETTING THRU TO YOU? NO?? DAMNIT, OH WELL GOOD LUCK TRYING THEN. HAHA."

next is just something funny i wanted to share, enjoy!!! haha.

anyway i have some advice, dont eat too much papaya cause your shit will stink really a lot! haha. and dont ever mix this toxic concoction of eggs, potato and baked beans in your food cause trust me, you will be a walking, talking, farting bomb. haha HAPPY FARTING! Cheerios!

BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 7:46 PM [comment]

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Saturday, August 25, 2007

woohoo!!! my neopets got 10 million

WOOHOO!!! my neopets got 10 million, finally after like 3 years of waiting, playing with the stockmarket, collecting interest from the bank and zhng-ing my neopet. hey dont laugh guys! haha it may seem very stupid but look at it in a different way, people sell their MMORPG accounts for money, i am just taking a different approach. maybe now i can finally start like selling accounts and making money from there. not bad huh? haha.

anyway just thought i'd share a very weird experience i had while i was in JC. after school one day, i went to the bedok south hawker centre, the one near the mrt station, the sell a lot nice food one like carrot cake and got one stall sell a lot of fried food, their goreng pisang and their green tapioca thingy damn nice. you eat already damn orgasmic one. so i went to the hawker centre to take a dump. so i went into the toilet and into the cubicle, then when i was "WORK IN PROGRESS", the cubicle beside me had this noise coming from it, "hmm, ahhh, hmm, hmm, ahhh..." then i was thinking to myself.

"KNN WTF SMLJ!"

the guy next door either had shit the size of jupiter and as hard as diamond and had piles the size of golf balls OR he was whacking off in a public toilet. i was seriously hoping the guy was just really enjoying shitting. cause i totally cant imagine like is anyone so desperate that he has to use a public toilet to whack off!?!?!? anyway i posted a picture of the culprit's photo at the end of this entry so yall can go like either curse that despo like mad or just make him part of your happy shitters fanclub. so once again ending off my entry with something on the lighter side. haha. Cheerios!

CULPRIT

lol you really did think i would actually put the guy's photo up, didnt you? haha.

BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 3:34 PM [comment]

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Friday, August 24, 2007

platoon cohesion

Ai seh platoon cohesion was quite an interesting event. 3 of us went to raffles city to buy some bread to fill bernanaman's stomach, then we went HMV at citylink mall where my PC took some interesting photos. gotta say he makes photos taken using a handphone camera look quite good. heres a preview.

next, the rest of the gang came to look for us at HMV then we headed down to Pizza Hut at marina square where we had lunch, we had a very long, no, damn long, no, freaking long, no, we had a uber super F**KING longest wait in the history of mankind at pizza hut for our lunch but it did give us some chance to crack jokes, and chit chat and just tuang at pizza hut. oh well, in the end lunch ended up becoming tea break. heres some photos of us at pizza hut.

after our lunch or rather tea break, we had 2 games at the bowling alley in Marina Square, it was then that i realised that my bowling skills sucked as in like totally sucks. i got an average of about 50? haha. anyway my pioneers were much better, they were scoring like 100 plus or close to hundred. gotta admire those guys man. i bet if they play even better they can definitely raise the eyebrows of some girls in the bowling alley. i think guys must have a trick or two up their sleeves or rather some skill or game that they are really good at, i bet the charm that exudes from a guy who DOES HIS THING would score damn a lot of points with the gals.

anyway we were all bowling normally but then this girl came in and boy were we happy then suddenly we were all like really striving our best to bowl. haha isnt that an amazing thing that happens whenever a bunch of BUAYAS hang out and suddenly see one pretty gal. anyway the sad thing was the girl didnt come alone, 4 guys were with her!!! DAMNIT!!! and that reminded me of something my PC said yesterday, he said that he got guy frens telling him that

"ALL THE GOOD GIRLS HAVE BEEN TAKEN"

and he got gal frens telling him that

"ALL THE GOOD GUYS HAVE BEEN TAKEN"

wah lao like that how sia?! knn! i agree with him about all the good girls have been taken or rather, we just havent met a good girl who hasnt been taken. but let me clarify to all, the definition of good girls dont just refer to their looks ok? for the second comment about all good guys being taken, i hope some girls can tell me if it is really true, just leave comments on my tag board! thanks! haha.

haiz sian, now i thinking whether isit i havent been a good enough bernana for good gals to notice or really no nice female bananas out there. knn EMO bernana is in da house. anyways we ended our bowling session around dinner time and everybody just dispersed from there.

oh yah btw i just realised one of the SUPER PIONEERS in the platoon is really damn super cause he walked out of HMV with a CD without paying. haha but wasnt his fault lah! cause we saw the rest of the guys walking past HMV and we were so excited that we walked out of HMV with DA4 LAN3 holding on to the CD in his hand and the weird thing was the alarms never went off! haha somewhat proving that it might be true that only 75% of the stuff will actually set off alarms. he was damn lucky the CD was part of the 25%. he wanted to go back to HMV to give back the stuff but we told him not to cause oh well MR LAW and MR JUSTICE arent exactly very reasonable guys. anyways Cheerios!

!!!DA4 LAN3 WANTED!!!

REWARD $999,999,999,999

BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 7:31 PM [comment]

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

blown up plane

Ai seh, for those people who actually do watch the news, yall would not have missed out on the china airlines plane which blew up in an airport in okinawa, japan. doesnt that remind all of us dangers are always lurking around the corners? imagine what would happen, if one, just one of the passengers didnt make it out in time. you'd never know what to expect, you never know when death might hit you. which lets us come to the conclusion life is indeed very fragile, but you know whats the most scary thing about death is? it isnt death itself, but the sadness that you will never ever see or touch the things that you really care about, like your friends, families, your pet, your computer games, your zhng-ed up car, your visits to MOS or Zouk etc. so we should all cherish our lives and live our lives to the fullest, every single day, every single hour, every single minute, every single second, so that when we do kick the bucket we will kick the bucket with as little regrets as possible. hey but that doesnt mean you go try all sorts of things like take drugs, smoke marijuana or any other sort of crimes (thats why they are called crimes! DUH!). it also doesnt mean you BE TOO PARANOID and tell this to your mum.

"AH BU AH BU WA AI SI LIAO LAH!!!"

cause she will most probably reply.

"SIAO GIN NA! MAI SIAO LAH! KNN!"

then she takes out her cane and starts to whack you till you come to your senses. so seriously dont do anything stupid like this which will prematurely cause you to go sell sian2 ya1 dan4. haha.

anyway i always like to end my posts on a lighter note so i decided to show this youtube video of this girl who is very popular is the UK, you can search her on youtube by typing cutiemish. so enjoy her cute rendition of the fast food song. Cheerios!

BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 1:51 PM [comment]

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

nothing to do at home

Ai seh! the title of this entry says it all. i have freaking nothing to do at all at home! NOTHING! NUTHING! N-O-T-H-I-N-G!!! except playing psp, listening to mp3, watching anime, updating blog etc. but seriously 5 days mc everyday do the same thing really end up with nothing to do. so i started thinking about uni life, how it would be like, would food be good(lol thinking about food again), would exam be super hard etc. most imptly how to jio girls! haha cause from what i heard, it is truly hard to find chio girls in engineering faculty. although mechanical engineering is my passion, i still cant shake away the thought about how few girls there would be in engineering. haiz...oh well just gotta pray damn hard yah? maybe it isnt that hopeless after all cause after going to the channel u website www.channelu.sg/hey for their newest show, i did see a glimmer of hope.

the girl above is from NUS Engineering Faculty!!! woohoo!!! haha in the words of koon yuan, she is the GND type. Ai seh! nice rite? haha. alright i admit it i am damn BUAYA but oh well dont all guys hope to get to know someone who is cute and has a good character whom he can eventually spend his entire life with?? haha. carry on dreaming bernanaman carry on dreaming, dreaming is free one what! who would wanna spend their entire life with a yellow banana?!?!?! haha. anyways ending off this entry with a cute youtube video! haha Cheerios!

BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 12:02 PM [comment]

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

wisdom tooth

WOOHOO!!! finally got 2 of my wisdom tooth out and my baby tooth out but still got another 2 more wisdom tooth. haha. now i starting to wonder if the 5 days mc is really worth it. cause first of all the pain from the injection prior to the surgery was quite painful and after the surgery, cant eat this cant eat that. KNN!!! NB!!! KNS!!! i love eating the most! people eat to live, i live to eat sia! anyway sorry for the profanities! haha. just cant wait till it heals and eat my fav Carls Junior again. but seriously ah after the injection, you cant feel a damn thing during the surgery, you just feel pressure and hear strange sounds but no pain at all. gotta love anaesthetic. just thought i'd show the teeth that was plucked out of my oral orifice! ENJOY! haha.

the one on the left is my baby tooth and the one in the middle is my top left wisdom tooth and the right one is my bottom left wisdom tooth. hope the tooth fairy give me a good price for these haha. anyway Cheerios! :)

BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 4:25 PM [comment]

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First Post

Ai seh finally got my blog all set up and with much help from my PC and my new bird spec. alrighty i actually wanted to start a blog a long way back just that i didnt really have the time, so now since i have the time (cause i going to ord soon. WOOHOO!!!) i thot maybe its a good time to start so here i am with my first post. dont really know what to say for my first post though so oh well i think i will just end off here and start putting some interesting stuff in my next post. anyway gtg sleep if not i will wake up late for my wisdom tooth surgery! haha. Cheerios!

BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 12:07 AM [comment]

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