BernanaRama
Thursday, November 29, 2007
In Memory
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 9:43 PM [comment]
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Friday, November 23, 2007
HIROs
anyway enough about heroes, i finally got down to applying for the 1 star kayaking course. for damn long i wanted to apply for it and get the license to rent kayaks and kayak around the waters. then after that went down to beach road to have the delicious chicken rice. omg i just love the taste of the chicken rice. its damn fucking nice. as what mr seetoh of makansutra would say,
"DIE DIE MUST TRY!"
this chicken rice will seriously make you just give up eating the rest of the chicken rice in singapore. it is that FREAKING DELICIOUS! oh by the way i was with parngwayz (SISPEC buddy) and i was asking him questions about his gf and him then he said that when he was like at the stage where he was jio-ing her, he would sms her and the messages would be
SENSITIVE BUT PUSHING THE LIMITS
then i was thinking about it for a while then like some kinda revelation, there was this word that popped up in my mind
FLIRTING
lol so basically, he was just trying to say he was flirting with the gal with the SMSes. i think that is a skill that is hard to pick up sia. i mean its easy to flirt, but to flirt properly, that is freaking difficult. you have to flirt without being too aggressive, if not you will scare the girl away sia. aiyo this skill hard to learn sia. i must learn more from him next time. haha.
anyway i am damn sad that kim seng bowling alley is closing down next weekend cause that would mean no more value for money (a.k.a cheap)bowling. but i sad also because i train a lot there and met some really nice people and the auntie at the counter also very polite. haiz oh well, the world doesnt stop spinning because of a bowling alley, i guess we have to move on. i do hope one day kim seng will have a bowling alley again with all the nice people. haha.
gtg now so as usual i will post another youtube video, but this time this video is not for the faint of heart. haha. Cheerios!
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 8:02 PM [comment]
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007
fart-filled bus
B-U-S F-A-R-T
it totally isnt a pleasant experience you know, cause you got no bloody way to escape!!! you cant jump out the bus and you cant open the window (cause it is air-conditioned)!!! so what you can do is sit there and lan lan sniff in the bloody foul air. but oh well bo bian fart happens. what i admired was the person's ability to fart without being detected. haha i mean its not very hard but also not very easy to avoid being detected. so thats why i came up with some tips for you farters out there who cant help but fart in crowded public places.
the first tip is,
ACCUSE FIRST, TALK LATER
first always wins, so just accuse first, people will less likely to suspect you are the one who farted when you are the first one to raise the question about why the air suddenly got smell of garlic and baked beans. like by saying "wah so smelly" or "aiyo who pang pui".
the second tip is,
STEALTH IS THE KEY
if you dont say a thing, most probably no one will notice. but this is only good for very crowded places. if you are in a lift and there are only 3 people, even if you dont make a sound, they will also suspect you, cause the number of suspects really too little! so use your brain k? dont die die use this method. do whatever you can to save your reputation.
the third and final tip is,
ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS
this is nothing short of brilliant. this tip will blow your minds away. what you do is simply just cover your mouth and nose with your hand. this immediately sends an obvious message to others that you are also a victim of a farter but when you are actually the culprit. haha.
anyway thats all the tip i have for you farters out there to continue farting but still protect your face. oh yah anyway these tips are only for those with silent fart, for those who fart with a resounding boom, these tips wont save your sorry ass even in a thousand years. so the question comes, how do we determine when is our fart silent? haha. if you feel your fart coming and you feel like its a bit damp, then its a silent fart cause what the moisture does to your fart is like what a silencer does to a gun or what a muffler does to your car's exhaust. it reduces the noise and poof you have a silent fart.
but what the moisture also means is that your fart will be smelly and with practice, you will be nothing short of a silent killer. muahahaha. for those who have a loud fart, just hold it there in your ass. but since it is most likely not smelly, it wouldnt hurt to let it out, just that you will feel abit pai say when people start staring at you. and in the rare case that a loud fart is also smelly, i only have one thing to say,
MAY GOD BLESS US ALL
haha. thats enough about fart, i shall end off this entry with a Shayne Ward MTV entitled If That's OK With You. its a beautiful song, check it out and i swear some parts sounds like its sung by Alvin And The Chipmunks. haha Cheerios! *fart* lol
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 8:14 PM [comment]
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Friday, November 16, 2007
birds of the same feather flock together
Alrighty then, before i even get into main topic, i just wanna say,
"THE ASEAN RISE MTV SUX!!!"
i mean no offence to sun yan zi, but i mean its ridiculous to show an european car in a video that is supposed to invoke feelings of pride in ASEAN. i mean they could have used a proton car (manufactured in malaysia) or dont even use a car at all. anyway if use proton i doubt we will be like proud of it cause proton sux. anyway i am not like some ASEAN fanatic that will go on the streets to protest or blow myself up using some bomb strapped to my body. i am just saying the video show have been done in a more politically correct way.
enough about ASEAN, i am gonna go straight to the main topic. i realised that people who have the same interests or beliefs or have other obvious similarities, they tend to be able to open up to each other more easily. i realised this when i was bowling this week. i bowled twice and both times, there was a spinner beside my lane and both times we had a conversation going. and this wasnt the first time such a thing happened. whenever there is like a spinner nearby, confirm will talk.
maybe cause spinners are quite rare and so when ya see a spinner, i think there is like this subconscious attraction or something like that. haha. dont really know how to express that kind of feeling. anyway today got raffles girls at the bowling alley! haha. they were having training there and i got to see charlotte again. oh yah btw sir if you are reading this, krystal and the girl with the black adidas skirt was there also. dont start PCC-ing ok? haha. anyway charlotte is just absolutely amazing, she has this beautiful form and grace when she hooks the ball. which makes her like damn attractive and she is cute also. haha and how did i know her name? cause got the tv screen above each lane then it shows each bowler's name. haha.
oh and there was this group of 3 people (2 girls, 1 guy) bowling in the next lane and got one girl quite cute looking one. the weird thing was she used my towel to clean her bowling ball without like asking first. i mean i dont mind, not because she is a cute girl but maybe she thought it was a towel provided by the bowling alley or something. once even more weird a stranger just take my bowling ball and bowl with it without asking also, but its ok lahz, haha maybe he mistook it for a house ball.
then as i bowled beside the cute girl, something unlucky happened, the blister that was on my right thumb suddenly like tore, as in the skin like totally came off. then i thought maybe i can tong so i continued playing. then KNN it was so painful that i struggled to even finish off the game that already started. then i sian diao cause only see the cute gal for a short while, want to catch a few more glimpses also cannot. guess whats not meant to be is not meant to be hor. haha.
anyway i added a new survey thingy if yall have noticed. thought it would be fun. haha. anyway gtg now. oh yeah before i go, enjoy this little video from youtube! Cheerios! :)
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 4:57 PM [comment]
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
growing old
this only seemed more apparent as i met my old SISPEC buddy yesterday. btw his name is parngwayz and we talked about a lot of stuff, like when going to work, going where to study, telling jokes, bio-ing char bors then as we talked i realised that i really am going to become an adult. no more being a TEENager, got to be more mature, think more rationally and be more responsible. when i was still like freaking young, i couldnt wait to be an adult, but now i wish that i could slow time down and learn more about being an adult before being an adult.
that's because i am really like not ready to become an adult at all sia, i mean like both mentally and physically. i still look like a freaking boy boy sia, knn. my mental and physical state simply dont match up with the age. so i guess i gotta work doubly hard at being an adult. anyway as we were talking, we went into comic connection and started looking at games, then i realised that i didnt used to be as much of a gamer as i was last time. now tone down a lot, another sign of become older. then we saw some christmas decoration, then i said, "oh yah christmas is coming but doesnt feel like it."
then we started to say that as we grow older, the festive season doesnt seem to affect us as much, dammit another freaking sign of getting older. then today at the bowling alley, the auntie asked how old am i then i told her i am 20 then she said
"WAH BIG BOY ALREADY HOR?"
then in my mind i was thinking
"WAH LAN EH, I AM O-L-D!!! NOOOOOO...."
oh well gotta look on the bright side yeah? at least growing old has its perks too, i guess its all about the mentality, and that is something i gotta work harder on. how i wish it was as simple as upgrading a computer or something. like take out some "teenager" chip from your brain then put in an "adult" chip. but oh well life wouldnt be called life if it was so convenient rite? haha. anyway enough about being old, cause i bet the next youtube video i am gonna share is gonna make you laugh and forget about ever being old. haha enjoy and Cheerios!
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 6:08 PM [comment]
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Friday, November 9, 2007
chopsticks
Woohoo, i was walking on the streets then suddenly this huge comet fell and superman came out of the comet, i looked up and i saw the beautiful clouds and this rainbow. haha nahz i was talking cock. i was walking out of the lift lobby when i saw this beautiful rainbow, not very often you get to see rainbows yah? so it kinda made my day when i saw it. haha.anyway, its must have been puzzling when the title of this post is chopsticks and the first thing you see is some freaking picture of a rainbow. well, take a look at this babe.
now you guys must be like drooling, i take it that yall are damn turned on by the chopsticks that this cute jap babe is holding on to. and DONT YOU START RIGHT CLICKING ON THESE PICTURES AND SELECTING "SAVE IMAGE AS". you can do that after you hear my explanation on these pictures. haha. this is actually an idea by triumph to create a bra that can hold reusable chopsticks cause japanese consumers still go through an estimated 25 billion pairs (90,000 tons) of disposable chopsticks each year, which amounts to 200 pairs per person which isnt very environmentally friendly.
but the weird thing is, how are these girls gonna get the chopsticks out for their meals? go toilet to take it out then eat? or just take it out in front of everyone at the kopitiam. haha. it would definitely be damn nice to see hot babes wearing such lingerie. :P haha. anyway, dont think i am some perverted sicko who hunts down such weird and porno stuff ok? cause i actually heard about this crazy invention on 987FM.
anyway they were also talking about why not have bowls in the bra also. then the female DJ said "but all got different cup sizes then some of us would just end up with saucers." haha which i thought was quite hilarious when it was coming from a female DJ. haha. anyway yall can now kindly take your mouse and go ahead and click the right click button. haha. Bernana signing out, Cheerios! oh yah another youtube video for you guys. enjoy! :)
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 6:59 PM [comment]
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Wednesday, November 7, 2007
the sim lim experience
Ai seh, have ya ever played at one of those xbox 360 stations that are stationed in funan or sim lim or whichever shopping centre? haha, its really like super duper fun especially when playing a game like halo 3, the graphics and gameplay is totally fantastic, for any gamer this is the kind of experience he wants. however, has any gamer ever tried playing halo 3 in cooperation mode with a random stranger while scolding vulgarities at the same time? i am proud to say i have. haha.
but i am not saying its a good idea to just scold vulgarities in front of strangers you know? wait later you kenna wallop upside down inside out until your mum also cannot recognise you. i was just lucky that guy was cool with it and it was really spur of the moment and i was kinda high (nope i didnt drink alcohol, i just get high easily). haha.
oh one other annoying or interesting thing that happened was that some old lady in the lift asked if i was from china, cause she said i talk chinese got standard, but knn the only words i said were
十三楼，谢谢
which is "thirteen floor, thanks". she must either be some like language specialist or something sia, anyway that was interesting part, the annoying part is this is not the first time someone asked if i was from china sia!!! argh! another neighbour of mine also asked the question when we were in the lift, but this time jia lat, she said i LOOKED like a china man. i was like
KNN WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?! YOU BETTER
TAKE IT BACK OR I WILL WHOOP YOUR BLOODY
ASS!!!
TAKE IT BACK OR I WILL WHOOP YOUR BLOODY
ASS!!!
but of course i didnt say that, but i must have looked like really damn jia lat sia. must be my hair. haiz time to go for some extreme makeover or some shit. gotta dress to kill in uni then can jio char bor. haha. no lahz kidding, if girls only look at the shirt you are wearing or the jeans your puny ass is wrapped with, then its like judging a book by its cover. i'd rather dress for comfort but of course still presentable lahz. haha. anyway leave yall here with another wonderful video from Y-O-U-T-U-B-E! Cheerios! :)
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 7:50 PM [comment]
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Tuesday, November 6, 2007
if life was an arcade game
Finally ord loh!!! haha. i am gonna leave yall with another interesting video from youtube! haha. have fun! enjoy! take care and Cheerios!BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 3:40 PM [comment]
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Sunday, November 4, 2007
ORD LOH!
LOL! finally ORD LOH!!! i love pink! haha. i was totally exhilarated when i finally got back my pink ic and they put a sticker on my 11B to change my service status from NSF to NSMAN!!! haha. i was like damn orgasmic when i finally walked out of camp and never have to return until when i am called back for reservice. but ORD was kinda disappointing though, it did not go off with a bang but rather with a whimper. other camps i heard they have ORD parade which i think is kinda cool, then some people had ORD dinners. but oh well, all is well when you have your pink ic. haha. from now onwards, call me MISTER YEO. haha.now like how the army song goes, "ORD back to study" so i guess what awaits me after ORD is uni life! which is what i have been damn looking forward to, cause i heard uni life is really damn enjoyable. but after hearing how some news from the gals of the '87 batch, they say uni damn xiong, got lots of tests and projects and stuff, very busy, no time to enjoy, etc etc etc. then i got abit depressed. haha. but its ok cause i also heard that despite having so little time, a lot of people get together as couples in uni. WOOHOO!!! haha.
but of course before going to uni, there is like at least 8 months where by you can do whatever thing you wanna do, can tuang at home, can play hellgate london everyday, can go bowling everyday, can buy every issue of FHM ever published and read till you drop, can upgrade yourself thru books or courses, can walk up and down orchard everyday to bio char bor, can exercise and get fit, can call chat hotlines all day long, can disturb NS guys walking on the streets by shouting ORD LOH! but most imptly is to find work!!! haha. nothing beats having your own income. haha. but oh well before that must rest a while first lah, after chiong so much, must rest then can chiong more.
休息是为了走更长的路
haha, actually its just a silly excuse for myself to tuang lah, haha. anyway driving test is around the corner, so not nice to get a job and have to take off like just 3 weeks into the job, gives a bad impression, would rather pass the test (hopefully) the first time and then get a job. haha. anyway cant wait to go bowling again and hopefully get into NUS bowling team in the future. haha. last but not least leaving yall with a funny video of a jap game show. Cheerios and
O-R-D L-O-H!!!
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 8:15 PM [comment]
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Saturday, November 3, 2007
good to have frens everywhere
haha just ripped this little comic right off an email PJ sent, thought it was kinda funny. haha. Cheerios!
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 11:05 PM [comment]
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