BernanaRama
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
racing in the heartlands
anyway yesterday i was "racing" along west coast highway and it seriously felt damn shiok. but the most shiok part was still when i went up to this extemely long viaduct. stretching from pasir panjang to keppel. and it was really like deserted sia. i saw this car on the viaduct which was quite a distance from me, so doing what every adrenaline-pumping, testosterone-filled, crazy driver would do, i tried to catch up with the other car. so i was basically like just flooring the accelerator like there is no tomorrow. then before i knew it, i was going at
120 km/h on a 70 km/h viaduct!
haha i know thats crazy, haha and i also know most of the time i am one crazy bastard so i just kept up with the 120 km/h speed. in the end i caught up with the car and started pulling away from it. haha at that time i really felt damn orgasmic sia. haha. cause first of all its damn scary to be speeding more than 50km/h over the speed limit cause i can get my license revoked. secondly, its still damn fun to be going so damn fast haha. the feeling is like you are in a cinema watching Ju-On while reading an issue of FHM TOP 100 Girls-Next-Door. haha.
anyway the Need For Speed soon subsided cause i was exiting out from the viaduct very soon after i overtook the car. then as i headed home, i was damn tempted to go for a spin on Mount Faber again so i gave in to the temptation and headed for Mount Faber. but on the way there, i almost had a heart attack cause i saw this traffic police vehicle parked by the side of the road. after doing something against the law, you can imagine how afraid i was. it is like successfully stealing from the cookie jar just before dinner and your mum suddenly walks into the kitchen. you will definitely chua tio. haha.
anyway i quickly got pass the traffic police and apparently there was a small accident so that explains why the traffic police was there. then off i went to
MOUNT AKINA!
lol pai say ah. typo typo, i meant to say Mount Faber. haha. oh yah if yall have the chance, wind down the window and drive, its a very different feeling but in a good way. haha i dont really know how to describe, you just gotta experience it. haha. anyway when i was travelling up Mount Faber, i noticed a few deserted carparks. haha. ok thats out of the point, haha, as i was saying, i was going up Mount Faber and i saw quite a lot of couples sia. there were all sort of couples, got skinny, plump, short, tall, young and old and most importantly got
HOT BABES AND CUTE MEI MEI!
ok ok i am not a voyeur k? haha. anyway half of the time i had the urge to like use my headlight's high beam to flash those people showing PDA (Public Displays of Affection). haha. but after a little contemplation, i decided not to haha cause next time when i have a gf, i hope others wont do that also. haha. but the weird thing is even when i did not use high beam, some couples also look damn shocked when i drove past, the expression on their faces look exactly like those lions on Animal Planet that are caught in the middle of their mating ritual sia. haha.
anyway after the "sightseeing" and "racing", i headed back home, but tonight i am gonna be driving again. haha. time to have some fun and time to end off this entry with another youtube video. enjoy and Cheerios!
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 4:15 PM [comment]
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