BernanaRama
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
dildo-like christmas tree
Wah seh! Yup man dont worry, you are not cock-eye, you are not at the wrong blog, you are not at some freaking online sex shop, you did see the word "DILDO" but trust me this entry is rated PG. haha. my friend DD made the above comment and it was because i sent him this picture.
FREAKING-LONG-GIGANTIC-BLUE DILDO!
haha no lah just pulling your leg, it is actually one of those huge transmission towers on Mount Faber and i guess people who came up with the idea must have been thinking, "hey why dont we do something different from those stupid people at orchard road who spend tons of money on decorations. lets just buy some cheap lights and combine it with the transmission tower to make a gigantic christmas tree." i think its a great idea sia and this isnt the first time they decorated the transmission tower for those who have seen it in previous years.
anyway its a good spot to bring your girlfriend or potential girlfriend or wife to take a look at something different from the usual (ie old-school) orchard road christmas decorations. i will try to get photos of the dildo.... i mean christmas tree up close by driving up Mount Faber then drifting down Mount Faber afterwards like Takumi in his AE86. lol kidding lah, i know i dont have the looks and skills to be like Takumi k? haha.
btw talking about drifting, i immediately think about zhng-ing cars, which reminds me about the huge exhaust of those ah-beng cars that sound like they are dragging a freaking jet fighter behind their cars sia. it sounds kinda cool but sometimes its just too freaking loud, i bet most people will know where to get one of these pimped out exhausts, but bet yall dont know who started this trend rite? haha the pioneer is none other than
MY LAO PEH
haha. yall must be wondering, bernanaman has lost it, he has finally lost it, he is a nutcase. but hear me out, haha, my dad used to drive a Daihatsu Charade
and it had freaking lots of problems, sometimes it had to be pushed to be started, sometimes it couldnt even start at all, sometimes the engine overheats plus lots of other problems. if it was alive now, i would compare it to a 40 year old man, with clogged arteries, arthritis, stroke, Parkinson and incontinence. it is that jia lat but the main point is, the exhaust spoils too! thats when my father's car sounds like those ah-beng cars. considering he did this like 15 years ago, he could very well be the pioneer of loud exhausts! haha.
haha in case you are wondering, his car sounds like that cause there were freaking holes in the muffler!!! haha but pls dont go start poking your father's precious Lexus or Jaguar's muffler k?
anyway time for me to go lie on my cozy bed, haha. Enjoy the youtube video! Cheerios!
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 2:59 PM [comment]
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