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Thursday, December 13, 2007

blood donation

Woot! finally got down to donation blood after the Red Cross Society sent me a second SMS saying they urgently need A blood type donors. so i happily went down to the blood bank @ HSA (Health Sciences Authority). then before i went for registration, i went to use their toilet cause i seriously had to shit and i was pretty darn sure i my anus was going to explode if i didnt go toilet soon. and sia lah i found a very interesting thing in the toilet.

haha then being the curious and mischievous and naughty and reckless person i am, i didnt bother about the instructions before turning the knob and before i know it, i felt this jet of water spray onto my arm. then i got this sudden realisation that it is actually for washing my BIG FAT ASS!!! haha. so i decided to try this little gadget and i gotta say, its the best darn thing i ever felt sia. haha. you can even adjust how hard you want the jet to be sia. its freaking cool! haha. and if you ask me about the experience, i can only say it was

ASS-CITING

haha anyway let me show yall a little parody of this toilet poster, not very genuine looking but still its the best i could do with paint. haha.

anyway i heard of this ass washing gadget before, but i thought only girls had it in their toilet sia, now guys toilet have also! haha. its gotta the be the best thing that ever happened for guys ever since the equality of the sexes thing started. haha. anyway after the enjoyable wash down of my bon-bons. i went for blood donation. of course before that must fill up some forms, do a check up then finally the blood donation.

i have done blood donations more than once and it never ceases to please me how polite and gentle the auntie nurses are, whether you are first time blood donor, regular blood donor, girl or guy, easy to find vein, difficult to find vein, fat, thin, tall, short, young or old, they will always be able to like ease your uneasiness and let the blood donation go as smoothly as it possibly can. haha.

by the way i received this little pamphlet and its says that we need more regular blood donors, cause only 2.5% of the eligible population is donating blood and we need a pool of regular donors of at least 4% to meet the demands of blood transfusion in Singapore and the good thing about being a regular blood donor is that in times of blood shortages, regular blood donors are given priority for non-emergency requirement for blood.

anyway i have no idea what they mean by regular blood donor, haha i mean how regular is regular sia, every week one blood donation? (no lah i am kidding, every 3 months then can donate once). haha. but anyway its always a good thing to donate blood if you can,

GIVE BLOOD, GIVE LIFE

and you know now is the season of giving so what could be a better time to donate some of your precious blood rite? haha. do some good deeds then maybe Santa Claus will give you the iPhone or Mazda RX8 or Playstation 3 or the limited edition she-male Barbie doll you have been wishing for the whole year instead of some serious ass whooping for being a naughty boy or girl. haha. moreover its a good chance to show your garang-ness to the girl you are jio-ing. then you can maybe like grab the chance and hold her hand to give her some emotional support. haha.

anyway thats all for the blood donation experience and once again ending off with a youtube video of the FHM girls next door contestants taking off their lingerie on the 987FM show, haha check it out. enjoy and Cheerios! haha.

BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 4:23 PM [comment]

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