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Wednesday, November 7, 2007

the sim lim experience

Ai seh, have ya ever played at one of those xbox 360 stations that are stationed in funan or sim lim or whichever shopping centre? haha, its really like super duper fun especially when playing a game like halo 3, the graphics and gameplay is totally fantastic, for any gamer this is the kind of experience he wants. however, has any gamer ever tried playing halo 3 in cooperation mode with a random stranger while scolding vulgarities at the same time? i am proud to say i have. haha.

but i am not saying its a good idea to just scold vulgarities in front of strangers you know? wait later you kenna wallop upside down inside out until your mum also cannot recognise you. i was just lucky that guy was cool with it and it was really spur of the moment and i was kinda high (nope i didnt drink alcohol, i just get high easily). haha.

oh one other annoying or interesting thing that happened was that some old lady in the lift asked if i was from china, cause she said i talk chinese got standard, but knn the only words i said were

十三楼，谢谢

which is "thirteen floor, thanks". she must either be some like language specialist or something sia, anyway that was interesting part, the annoying part is this is not the first time someone asked if i was from china sia!!! argh! another neighbour of mine also asked the question when we were in the lift, but this time jia lat, she said i LOOKED like a china man. i was like

KNN WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?! YOU BETTER

TAKE IT BACK OR I WILL WHOOP YOUR BLOODY

ASS!!!

but of course i didnt say that, but i must have looked like really damn jia lat sia. must be my hair. haiz time to go for some extreme makeover or some shit. gotta dress to kill in uni then can jio char bor. haha. no lahz kidding, if girls only look at the shirt you are wearing or the jeans your puny ass is wrapped with, then its like judging a book by its cover. i'd rather dress for comfort but of course still presentable lahz. haha. anyway leave yall here with another wonderful video from Y-O-U-T-U-B-E! Cheerios! :)

BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 7:50 PM [comment]

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