BernanaRama
Sunday, October 14, 2007
REJUVENATED!
dont yall just love talking cock? as in like just engage in harmless banter. then we start like reminiscing about the past and start telling each other cold jokes and ji siao each other and start talking about life after army etc etc. then at the range i also got interested in the rubik's cube (the one with 9 sides and different colours then must rotate until all the squares on each side are of the same colour one.) cause some guys could solve it damn fast so i guess thats another thing i can learn in order to impress char bors. haha. oh talking about char bors, i was looking at yuanzhen aka alicia's blog when i chanced upon some pick up lines in her blog. check it out yo!
Guy: Hey, is your father a terrorist?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: 'Cause you're the BOMB!
Guy: Hey, are you from Greece?
Girl: ?? No, why?
Guy: Really? 'Cause I thought all goddesses came from there!
Guy: Hey, do you like raisins?
Girl: Yes/No. Why?
Guy: Oh. How about a date?
(red date ah, you know, the dried red Chinese herby thing.)
haha i thot it is quite interesting. oh yah anyway i was quite high the whole week due to a song introduced by my new bird spec. it just kept repeating itself in my head and seriously i cant stop laughing whenever i sing it haha. its actually a parody of the myojo noodle advertisement song. haha, if yall cant really picture what the song actually sounds like, yall can ask me, i will gladly do a demo for you. haha.
快来尝尝明星面，
一碗只卖两毛钱，
吃了五天不大便，
喝了五天不小便，
真可怜！
haha. dont yall just love such stupid stuff? haha puts a smile on your face doesnt it? haha. childish song rite? haha but doesnt it just seem like yesterday when we were still all in primary school playing police and thief, hide and seek, talking about pokemon, digimon, when tamiya was like a school boy's ultimate wet dream, when bomberman was cool, when bus captains were still bus drivers, when power ranger was every kid's dream and guys would pull girl's ponytails when guys still havent start talking about FHM or MAXIM, when girls still havent realised DKNY is not pronounced as DICK-NEE. haha. sometimes it is really damn funny when we do look back at our childhood doesnt it? haha.
oh yah talking about myojo, i was at zion road hawker centre last week with papa bernana and eating my all time favourite cai tau kway, i ordered a 6 dollar plate of cai tau kway and walloped it all. haha damn shiok. papa bernana ordered a damn nice bowl of prawn mee and trust me the prawns they use are huge man, like lobsters sia. KNN when i see papa bernana eat, i was like drooling all over the table. that prawn mee you eat already confirm orgasm on the spot one. eat it together with the cai tau kway and i confirm your pants split open.now let me show you a pic of the prawn mee.
haha nice rite? i cannot show you a picture of the cai tau kway though cause i ate it up too fast and furious liao. but i can show you what is left of it.
haha. gotta love what leftovers can do. haha. anyway ORD comes for everyone so for people out there who just enlisted or still have a long way to go before ORD, trust me it is easier not to think about it, just let time past and be more optimistic, look at the glass like its half full, not half empty. anyway thats the end of the entry and left me leave yall with a funny instant noodle advertisement from thailand. haha Cheerios! :)BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 10:29 AM [comment]
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