poor DD didnt know whether to laugh or to cry or to just F**K MH upside down inside out. haha. anyway my mum sometimes ask me weird questions also. for example when i come back home and the first thing she asks when i step into the door is, "hey ah boy you come back liao ah." then in the back of my mind i am thinking "no no i just going out, OF COURSE I AM BACK LAH!" haha. then sometimes when i eating, my mum will come ask me, "hey ah boy eating lunch ah?" then i thinking "omg what does it look like i am doing, praying to the noodles ah?" lol. but of course all i think only lahz, never say out, after all she is mama bernana.

anyway my fren PJ sent an email to me and i can very much relate to its contents so i thot i'd let you guys check it out too. haha.


THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION :
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING :
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE :
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC :
"Because I said so, that's why." & "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE :
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD :
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP :
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?" (maybe you can help answer MH's question about "why isit raining?" haha.)

My Mother taught me HUMOR :
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about GENETICS :
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS :
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE :
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My Mother taught me about RETRIBUTION:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."

My mother taught me RELIGION :
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL :
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me FORESIGHT :
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY :
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS :
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM :
"Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA :
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER :
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY :
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE :
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY :
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

lol. hope yall had fun reading that. anyways ending my post with another youtube video. Enjoy! Cheerios!



haha moral of the story? work for FEDEX instead.