BernanaRama
Saturday, September 1, 2007
The Un-Famous Anus Show!
*Mr Anus walks into the interview room*
Bernanaman: Hey, welcome to the interview Mr. Anus! I heard that you are a very good businessman so we decided to give you this interview to give our local youngsters some good ideas on how to become successful entrepreneurs. Firstly, i heard you are related to the very well known cookie shop!
Mr. Anus: Yes, that one is my younger brudder, he sell cookie until very famous but i also got my own way of doing business but you know sometimes must take some idea from here and there then can start business so i took some ideas from my brudder's shop lor.
Bernanaman: Oh that's very true, so what kind of business did you start?
Mr. Anus: First hor, i look at my brudder's shop then i see he sell cookie but his cookie different wor, got nuts one, got chocolate chip one, got brown one got black one so i decided to sell Ramly Burger.
Bernanaman: Huh?! (Wtf?!) Eh ok i don't really see the link so would you kindly elaborate?
Mr. Anus: Eh your ang mor very cheeeem lei, what is EEE-LAH-BOO-RRAPPE?
Bernanaman: Eh means can explain some more? Haha. (wah elaborate become elaborape. knn.)
Mr. Anus: ORH!!! Never say properly. Youngsters nowadays, haiz! I set up Ramly Burger shop but my Ramly Burger although looks the same on the outside as other people one but my one different on the inside, just like my brudder's cookies.
Bernanaman: Oh i see! So whats different about your Ramly Burgers?
Mr. Anus: First of all, my burgers got fruits inside the meat patty, got strawberry, got banana, got papaya, got watermelon, got honeydew, got durian, got jackfruit etc. Then, people use egg to cover the patty, i use Oreo cookies, like that then got added crunchy texture mahz.
Bernanaman: Are there really customers at your shop?
Mr. Anus: KNN OF COURSE LAHZ!
Bernanaman: Wah ok ok. Relax Mr Anus, i was just asking a casual question. (Oh man he looked like he was really gonna slaughter me...phew). So besides the patty and egg, what else is different?
Mr. Anus: My sauce also different! My sauce is secret recipe one, normally i don't tell people but neber mind, you look like nice guy so i tell you, its actually just mayonnaise plus MY SALIVA. Then i even give my customer choice to add phlegm or don't add phlegm, add phlegm another 50 cents. But not always i got phlegm one mahz so that one must special order.
Bernanaman: (Wah kaoz!? Confirm this guy psycho or not?!?!?! KNN siao one sia!) Wah! You are very creative! What do customers say after eating your burgers?
Mr. Anus: Haha. Creative right? No wonder my fwens say i am a Damn Uber Magnificent Businessman And Superb Salesman (D.U.M.B.A.S.S.). Muahahahaha! Oh my customers say my burger too sweet cause too many fruits and because of the Oreos so i made a special version one, i dip the whole sesame seed bun in sea water from the Dead Sea. Exotic rite? Just listening to it makes your mouth water hor?
Bernanaman: Woah you got really nice friends hor? Haha. (omg, hes a stupid asshole) Wah it really does sound damn delicious (as delicious as garbage. haha.).
Mr. Anus: Oi, why you laughing to yourself? You abit weirdo, must go checkup. Of course i got nice fwens lahz! i also got a very nice certificate saying i very CLEVER one. Its a certificate from Singapore's Tremendously Overly Over-Performing Individuals Department (S.T.O.O.P.I.D.)
Bernanaman: Haha. So how much does your burger cost?
Mr. Anus: It sells for three-fifty.
Bernanaman: Oh $3.50 is quite pricey for just a burger but for all the "creativity" i guess it might be worth it.
Mr. Anus: What?! $3.50? My burger is $350!!! And where got expensive!? KNN got my special secret recipe sauce lei! Where else have?! Some more you say might be worth it!? ITS FUCKING WORTH IT OK?! YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!
Bernanaman: Ok ok sorry sorry! Don't be angry Mr. Anus. I am really very very sorry. I heard you eat your own burgers everyday also cause its very nutritious.
Mr. Anus: Of course! Come i eat for you to see.
*Munches*
*Munches some more*
*Continues munching*
*Sucks in air*
*Spits the freaking burger out*
*Munches some more*
*Continues munching*
*Sucks in air*
*Spits the freaking burger out*
Bernanaman: Wah wtf!? Why you spit it out!?
Mr. Anus: Thats another design of my burger lah! You chew then absorb the nutrients then spit it out, cause got one time i eat down, i cannot pang sai for one whole week, the burger like a stopper like that stuck at my anus there. but after one week of sai, then wah the pressure too big. The stopper just shoot out like a rocket ah! Then my shit like Niagra Falls come out. Damn shiok ah! I brought another burger for you also. Special edition one, got 2 times the sauce and 2 times the patty.
Bernanaman: Eh i just plucked my wisdom tooth, i think i shall just thank you for the treat.
Mr. Anus: No no, must eat one. Please, it is a token of my appreciation for interviewing me.
Bernanaman: Eh really no need lah.
Mr. Anus: Wah knn you si2 gin2 na4! Don't give Lim Peh face right!? *forces burger down my throat*
Bernanaman: *Gasps* Nooooo! Please noooooooooo! My wisdom tooth ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Haha, hope yall enjoyed the show! Please give me your valuable feedback! haha
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BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 9:03 PM [comment]
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