BernanaRama
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
diarrhoea fever vomitting
waking up to a hearty breakfast today bought by papa bernana i was damn glad that i could finish up the whole meal cause i could not finish a full meal at all since saturday when my ordeal began. so here i am, back to being the bernana i used to be. anyway when i was at A&E at SGH on saturday, i was squealing and bending over like a girl with menstrual cramps. i was totally and seriously in pain, then doctor saw me after 2 hours, then suddenly no more pain in stomach. cause KNN she poked my arse, then FREAKING put some needle in my hand and HAPPILY injected like 3 medicine into me so now my stomach pain transfer all over my body liao. but i was happy lahz cause it made me feel more comfortable. the pain was much more bearable after that.
anyway in between more puking, diarrhoea, rehydrating myself, sleeping, constant observation of my vital signs by docs and nurses, urine tests and blood withdrawals, there is an occasional perk of seeing a cute doc or cute nurse who is damn gentle and kind and patient. no wonder singapore's healthcare is excellent. anyway sidetracking abit ah, i realised that to effectively help someone who is in very bad pain, for example your gf's having menstrual cramps, it is best not to use an army approach.
lets say your gf is having menstrual cramps, you thought as her bf you should like console her, give her some encouragement or something, but please dont do and say stupid stuff like,
"COME ON COME ON YOU CAN DO IT!!! MIND
OVER BODY MIND OVER BODY!!!" *SINGS PURPLE
LIGHT*
can imagine her constipated face after you say that? haha. KNN trust me, your gf will seriously whack you upside down inside out, then hang your F**KING BALLS. so P-L-E-A-S-E dont do anything stupid unless you seriously dont cherish your balls or your gf.
anyway i just finished taking out the stitches for my wisdom tooth and on my way back home, as i entered the lift, i immediately got a whiff of the strong and familiar smell of DETTOL, so i thought the cleaners must have just came. however, it was this lady whose dog had urinated in the lift who did the cleaning. it might not seem like a big deal, but imagine the civic mindedness of this nice lady, she could have cared less, left the dog pee there, blame it on someone else, wait for tmr's routine cleaning, or even asked the dog to poop there since its already dirty. we could all use abit of civic mindedness in today's society of the harsh, the fast and the dirty. so sometimes lets take a little moment to just do a little something for the community.
anyways ending this entry with a nice video of an amazing save by a goalkeeper. sorry to bother yall with the gross details of my ordeal. haha. anyway Cheerios! :)
OVER BODY MIND OVER BODY!!!" *SINGS PURPLE
LIGHT*
can imagine her constipated face after you say that? haha. KNN trust me, your gf will seriously whack you upside down inside out, then hang your F**KING BALLS. so P-L-E-A-S-E dont do anything stupid unless you seriously dont cherish your balls or your gf.
anyway i just finished taking out the stitches for my wisdom tooth and on my way back home, as i entered the lift, i immediately got a whiff of the strong and familiar smell of DETTOL, so i thought the cleaners must have just came. however, it was this lady whose dog had urinated in the lift who did the cleaning. it might not seem like a big deal, but imagine the civic mindedness of this nice lady, she could have cared less, left the dog pee there, blame it on someone else, wait for tmr's routine cleaning, or even asked the dog to poop there since its already dirty. we could all use abit of civic mindedness in today's society of the harsh, the fast and the dirty. so sometimes lets take a little moment to just do a little something for the community.
anyways ending this entry with a nice video of an amazing save by a goalkeeper. sorry to bother yall with the gross details of my ordeal. haha. anyway Cheerios! :)
BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 12:35 PM [comment]
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