BerNANA MaN

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Sunday, August 26, 2007

fart man of the year -----> bernanaman

Whazzup! haha. wah today was really a really bad day as in like uber super fuking bad day. sorry about the profanities again, haha anyways the day started with the AHM 12 km run but before that was waking up at 5:30 am and you know what was worst than that?! being woken up at 5:30 am while you are having a dream about having a delicious buffet! omg i was like going to dig into my colossus serving of Kobe beef (you know the beef from those cows that gets massages, drinks beer and listens to classical music) then i was woken up by my father's familiar voice, saying

"OI BERNANA WAKE UP LAH, 5:30 AM ALREADY!"

i almost replied

"OI KNN DON'T DISTURB LIM PEH EAT KOBE BEEF"

but obviously i didnt cause he is after all papa bernana so oh well my Kobe beef went up in smoke, so brush teeth, changed clothes, went to 7-11 to get bread to eat, headed down to floating platform. then we started to run at around 7am. once again tons of army guys were there so it was a tremendous ba4 diao2 festival again. then when we all saw some chio bus in the band at the starting point, the ba4 diao2 festival escalated to a full blown taiwan sausage festival then at the national stadium where cheerleaders with miniskirts were cheering us on. the taiwan sausage festival just went up a notch to german sausage festival which had totally no signs of stopping any time soon.

anyway side tracking abit, if any of your frens smell like damn smelly fart gas along the 12km route from fort road all the way to nicoll highway it most probably was due to holy sincerely bernanaman. haha i was letting gas all the way in continuous yet consistent spurts, haha dont ask me why, but may be due to the 7-11 bread. haha. people behind me must have gone thru this transition ('_') ---> (0_0) ---> (X_X). lol anyway after the run ended, i just went home, bathe and retired to the sweet comforts of my cozy bed.

so last but not least ending off this with something that will leave you thinking, "hmm maybe this is much cheaper and more effective than the bikini wax i have been planning for." one advice though, "DONT TRY THIS, SERIOUSLY DONT, I AM FUKING SERIOUS! DONT DONT DONT, AM I GETTING THRU TO YOU? NO?? DAMNIT, OH WELL GOOD LUCK TRYING THEN. HAHA."

next is just something funny i wanted to share, enjoy!!! haha.

anyway i have some advice, dont eat too much papaya cause your shit will stink really a lot! haha. and dont ever mix this toxic concoction of eggs, potato and baked beans in your food cause trust me, you will be a walking, talking, farting bomb. haha HAPPY FARTING! Cheerios!

BerNANA SpLiTtInG at 7:46 PM [comment]

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